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Session 3
Healy One-Shots Malakar, Party Keeps the Medallion
2026-06-08 · 1h 16m
“The party descended into Ashwick Keep's tomb, immediately triggering a dart trap that bloodied Ugly before they even reached the first room. They ground through four animated stone guardians in the guardian chamber, then survived a harrowing spider cave encounter where Ugly tanked enormous damage and self-medicated with glowing marble eyes looted from the statues. A clever — if grotesque — solution to a warrior-pose puzzle, using a dead treasure hunter's corpse as a foot prop, opened the path to Malakar's tomb. The undead wizard barely finished his monologue before Healy erased him from existence with a nat-20 Level 2 Guiding Bolt for 50 radiant damage, ending the session with the party looting the tomb and quietly deciding to keep the Medallion of Soul Binding rather than destroy it as contracted.”
👑 Session MVP
Healy
Cleric
82
PRDamage
2
Kills
2
Checks
CritSheet
Session Cards
Hunter
Claimed 5 kills.
Hunter
Claimed 5 kills.
Centurion
Dealt 100 total damage.
Hunter
Claimed 5 kills.
Cat Lives
Survived 3 deaths.
Eats Eyes Mid-Combat
Pops three glowing marble eyes in the spider cave to self-heal 12 HP, bypassing the cleric entirely.
Ends Malakar Instantly
Nat-20 Level 2 Guiding Bolt deals 50 radiant damage, destroying the ancient undead wizard before he acts.
Corpse Solves the Puzzle
Drags a gore-spilling dead body across the cave and plants his boot on it to complete the triumph warrior pose.
Fire Trap Drops the Rogue
Failed dex save on a fire trap sends Ugly unconscious with 19 fire damage while trying to pick the lock.
Slams Door onto Corpse
Thaumaturgy door slam rips hinges off and splatters the cocooned dead treasure hunter across the puzzle room floor.
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