Materia Book 1: A Survivalist's Guide

“Trudging through the forest is kind of boring, but at least we find the rest of the refugees and can now go back. Next, we find a creepy-looking guy, all dressed in black. I don’t think this is someone we should… but Adora apparently wants to join a cult. Very much not like her. Is this guy controlling her or… nope, apparently she just wants to join a cult. And this guy wants to kill everybody in Elthelawn… are you guys crazy? Apparently the only non-adult is the most sane right now. Welp… thank you, Jack, for killing that guy. Maybe there’s something that the villagers want from us. I hope there is, because it’s starting to get boring again. And the same lady who told us about the creepy guy wants us to find her son. Great, that’s something we can do. He’s in… another camp to the east? There’s one of those? Great, maybe we can… oh, they’re just a rising cult. Great. And Adora wants to join them. Go figure. Well, we can still go find her son, Hans. Now we are trudging again, except now it’s through mountains. Great. We come upon a bridge across a ravine with a man asking weird questions, so we answer his questions so we can cross the bridge. Then, Azadeen buys a rock of seeing the future, and it shows her dying in horrible ways… but in different time periods. Next up is a cottage made of candy. Definitely not suspicious. Azadeen… don’t eat it! Isn’t there a fairytale about a witch with a house made of candy? I don’t think it turned out very well for the people who ate her house… but now we have a double agenda, because this witch also wants Hans, but instead as her slave. We go forth, no idea what we are going to do about this, and we find a wizard tower. This…is…AMAZING!”